Sunday 6 July 2014

Dragon's breath

I barely remember reading this book.

WARNING, SPOILERS ALL THE WAY FROM THE START TO THE LAST PROPER PARAGRAPH

Basically, it's about a girl who's a witch, and she needs to get all sorts of ingredients to save a man called Haywood. If she doesn't,  her auntie won't use her magic in the war.

Dragon's breath


In the middle of the story, she gets this dragon's breath after the dragon turns ill and becomes the only green dragon. (The breath of a dragon, green.). They said something about her powers getting enhanced when a dragon breathed fire on her. She then got all awesome and stuff, which was a bummer, because she was funnier before that.

A white hair from mother of pearl


She then has to go to an undersea castle as an enchanted water breathing human to go visit some mermaids. Turns iut that's the wrong kind of mother of pearl, and it's actually a hair from the person with the most beautiful hair in the sea, a mermaid called pearl's mother. I rofled when I found out the mother wanted them to do a dumb, impossible task or they'd die. Heh, she's mean.

SPOILERS END HERE

This book's funny and nice to read and stuff, but it's also a sequel.  I haven't even read the first book, and the plot still made sense, so that was cool too.

I haven't included any images because I'm writing this on my phone. I also may have made some typing mistakes because of that.

Thursday 3 July 2014

Yay, auditions!

Yay, auditions!


Wait, auditions for what?



Auditions for blogwriters!


Ok, here are some requirements...

You'll need:

  • A google account with an email
  • Good grammar
  • My trust; I'm not trusting a dude with a creepy psycho profile picture or anything.
  • To be 10 AT LEAST
  • Have a good knowledge of popular books
  • A good sense of humor
That's it. Email me at wolfpaws8minecraft@gmail.com . That also proves you have an email account.

Auditions are open until i decide to close them, which will probably be until this blog goes viral or something, when someone actually auditions.

Monday 30 June 2014

Hi again!

Yay, another post!


We talk about books every week, right?

Wrong.

Ok, I guess you're right, i did say every week, but i just want to establish that on here, we all hate Twilight. Understand? If you like it, you're more mad than me. Twilight is the worst thing ever. If you like it, fine, you can carry on reading my blog, but don't be bothered by the fact that i keep hinting that i hate it.

Now, with that out of the way, I'll carry on talking.

I really hope you like my continuous use of GIFs, because I wanted this blog to have a little humor.
Because i'm only allowed to talk about books on ABooksC123, I decided I'd find you some nice funny GIFs based on books.




Now waay more memes. I can't find any other funny GIFs.


I've never smelt a book and thought 'Damn, that's good'. Obviously, this dude has.





I guess if you've read or scrolled down this page, you like memes, or you like me as a friend.

So now, the final meme:



Should I write a book? I really want to. Any comments would be appreciated!

Sunday 29 June 2014

Harry Potter

Yay, HP!

Yay, Twilight!

Wait, Twilight? Eww, no. This blog's for young an' old. :\

Harry Potter characters

It would take me ages to list all of them, so i'll just name a few.

Harry Potter

We call him Mr. Pawter on this blog, ok?

Mr. Pawter is a wizard.


A wizard.

He's the main character, and the awesome dude.

~~SPOILER ALERT~~
He eventually kills the person he was saved from by his mom.
~~SPOILERS OVER~~

Voldiekins: Darn.

Heromine

As the name subtly hints, Heromine is a Hero. 


Nawww, cooties.

She's the smart one of the trio.


Ron

He's that dude at the very start of the post. Wicked!

Ron's Harry's BFF n' stuff.

He's just another one of those people. Not much to put about Ron.

To find out if something's good, compare it to Twilight.

Trust me, if it's worse than Twilight, it shouldn't exist.

HP vs Twilight

I'm one of those people who doesn't put much effort into stuff, so i'll let Stephen King do the talking.

Le weekly video


Hmm, doesn't seem to be working for me. Welp, find it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT0zB47mPfc

I guess that's it for today. Be sure to check out this website every Sunday"


Yay, introduction!


Together we will discuss books.

Sounds boring, right? Probably is. But we can give it a go. Seems to interest 2 people who viewed the page. Right, so, we talk about books, we write books, we exchange book ideas once a week.

Phew, blogwriting sure is hard work. I'm going to take an imaginary coffee break, then do our second ever post.